We'll Take It Under Advisement, Mu-Mu
The Greatest Show on Earth Continues!
The Straight Man
Tips for the Iranian circus:
- Don't forget the BREAD
- People prefer the smell of POPCORN to TEAR GAS
FAQ #11 For The Politically Perplexed
Q: How much can an elephant swallow?
A: Depends.
A Labor Day Message for the Opposition
FAQ #10 For The Politically Perplexed
Q: I'm confused. Since everybody seems to practice vote fraud, how can you use that to tell the difference between free and unfree countries?
A: It's so simple! Numbers tell the whole story.
Weep For Britain, Great No More
September 1, 1939 and September 1, 2009
"History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme."--Mark TwainAP: [Ahamdinejad] received a welcome show of support Tuesday when parliament praised his nominee for defense minister, Gen. Ahmad Vahidi. Vahidi is wanted by Argentina in the bombing of a Jewish cultural center in Buenos Aires, and his nomination has drawn an outcry from the South American country and Jewish groups. But Iranian lawmakers hailed him as a hero with cries of "Death to Israel" as he addressed the chamber Tuesday.
One reformist made a dramatic gesture by proclaiming to other lawmakers that he would drop his initial opposition to Vahidi. "Because of the ominous stance of the Zionist regime against Vahidi, I not only give up my opposition but will vote for him," state TV quoted Hadi Qavami as saying.
